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Defense Secretary Esper to "Resign" if He Prays to God About People of Color to Form Government Overreach

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2020-06-26

2020-06-26

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    Scarborough Calls on Defense Secretary Esper to 'Resign' if He Was Used as 'Political Plot' for Trump Church Photo-Op
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