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App of the Bad News at My College Writes Me Every Year of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay

App of the Bad News at My College Writes Me Every Year of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay by Thad Roan - Bridgepix via Flickr

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discovered by lurkerman
2014-01-08

2014-01-08

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