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US Tax Dollars Go Toward Subsidizing the End of the White House Petition to Actually Take White House Petitions Seriously UPS?

US Tax Dollars Go Toward Subsidizing the End of the White House Petition to Actually Take White House Petitions Seriously UPS? by Badison via Flickr

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2014-01-07

2014-01-07

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