Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

American AIRLINES Now Offers Doughnut-Scented Candles

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by 97derek
2019-12-25

2019-12-25

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    American Music Awards 2019: Post Malone Performs “Take What You Want” With Ozzy Osbourne and Travis Scott
    Spin Spin
  • Read
    Smashes
    Dunkin’ Now Offers Doughnut-Scented Candles
    Time Time
  • Read
    Smashes
    American Airlines now offers 'U' and 'X' gender markers for nonbinary flyers
    Boing Boing Boing Boing
  • Read
    Smashes
    AMERICAN AIRLINES mechanic pleads guilty to sabotaging plane at Miami Airport
    Drudge Report Drudge Report

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account