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Morrison Told House Investigators He Was Sidelined by Emergency Surgery, Vanna White to Perform F**k Donald Trump

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discovered by ferrihydrite
2019-11-28

2019-11-28

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    Trump impeachment: State department official says he was sidelined by 'three amigos' as White House obscured traditional diplomacy
    The Independent The Independent
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    Morrison told House investigators he was concerned Ukraine call transcript would leak
    CNN CNN
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    Pat Sajak Sidelined By Emergency Surgery, Vanna White To Host
    TMZ TMZ
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    Video: Rapper YG Invites Stormy Daniels On Stage to Perform 'F**k Donald Trump'
    Breitbart Breitbart

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