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A Man Wearing a Colin Kaepernick Tries to Make Friends With a Knife Crime

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2019-11-18

2019-11-18

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    Colin Kaepernick tries to counter 'false narratives' about him seeking NFL job
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    Knife crime epidemic sweeps our schools - including boy, 4, caught with blade
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    Anti-circumcision activist pepper sprays a man threatening him with a knife
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