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U.S. Imposes Tough Sanctions Against Syrian President, Other Officials Apologize for Anything That They Curled Around His Foot

U.S. Imposes Tough Sanctions Against Syrian President, Other Officials Apologize for Anything That They Curled Around His Foot by U.S. Embassy New Delhi via Flickr

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discovered by divinech33zburger
2014-01-04

2014-01-04

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