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You Will Be Denied Sweet Taco Bell Memories of Baseball, Democracy and Ordered Liberty *

You Will Be Denied Sweet Taco Bell Memories of Baseball, Democracy and Ordered Liberty * by The New No. 2 via Flickr

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discovered by toryl
2014-01-03

2014-01-03

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