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Poll: Nearly 75 Percent of Millennials Feel Like a Dog or a Bird???

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2019-09-12

2019-09-12

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    22 percent of millennials feel like they have 'no friends,' report claims
    Fox News Fox News
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    'It’s either a dog or a child': Former Navy SEAL to critics of training K-9s to attack school shooters
    USA Today USA Today
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    Petition calls for Channel 4’s Train Your Baby Like a Dog to be pulled
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
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    Is This Video Of A Bunny Or A Bird???
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
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    Poll: Nearly 75 percent of Republican college students hide their views to save their grades
    The Blaze The Blaze

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