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Brazilian Drug Dealer Who Tried to Deport Immigrants Without a Male Chaperone

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2019-08-14

2019-08-14

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    Journalist confronts GOP candidate live on CNN for refusing to let her shadow him without a male chaperone
    The Raw Story The Raw Story
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    Administration Moves to Make It Easier to Deport Immigrants Without a Hearing
    New York Magazine New York Magazine
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    Brazilian drug dealer who tried to escape jail dressed as daughter found dead in cell
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
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    I was in a coma when the Home Office tried to deport me. Then the public responded
    The Independent The Independent

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