Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Help! Should I Tell My One-Night Stand That He's Uniting the Country to Legalise Cannabis Tourism

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by goblinfather
2019-08-11

2019-08-11

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Should I tell my children their late father had an affair?
    The Guardian The Guardian
  • Read
    Smashes
    Cannabis Tourism Is on the Rise
    New York Times New York Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    Help! Should I Tell My One-Night Stand That He’s Probably the Father of My Child?
    Slate Slate
  • Read
    Smashes
    Help! Should I Tell My One-Night Stand That He’s Probably the Father of My Child?
    Slate Slate
  • Read
    Smashes
    Trump debunks Kellyanne Conway’s talking point that he’s uniting the country
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Luxembourg to be first European country to legalise cannabis
    The Guardian The Guardian

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account