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Drunken Dad Arrested After Planting Drugs During Traffic Stop, Police Say Hello Kitty Is Having a Sweet Tooth

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2019-08-02

2019-08-02

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    Drunken Dad Arrested After Allegedly Throwing 5-Year-Old Son Into Ocean to ‘Teach Him to Swim’
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    The Downside of Having a Sweet Tooth
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    Kitty is having second thoughts as the TV that the kitty enjoys is about to leave the house!
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