Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

5 Ways to Be Huge Guineafowl

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by minyboy
2019-07-05

2019-07-05

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    11 Ways To Be Productive When You’re Sick (Or Too Lazy To Move Around)
    Thought Catalog Thought Catalog
  • Read
    Smashes
    Final Fantasy 7 Remake's first episode just covers Midgar: "To do the whole story was going to be huge"
    GamesRadar GamesRadar
  • Read
    Smashes
    Huge guineafowl intrudes on Brooklyn gas station
    New York Post New York Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    5 Ways To Upgrade Your Everyday Carry Knife To An Heirloom-Quality Blade
    BroBible BroBible

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account