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Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Cop Car: F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me to Dream Crazy, Until I Became a Trap

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discovered by jot
2019-06-06

2019-06-06

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    Florida man crashes lawn mower into police car
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    Nike Told Me to Dream Crazy, Until I Wanted a Baby
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    Avenatti: The Government Didn’t Come After Me For Crimes Until I Became A Threat To Trump
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    Brexit ‘Red Lines’ Became a Trap for Theresa May
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