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California Man Arrested After 400 Children Diagnosed With HIV Panic on the Ocean

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2019-06-04

2019-06-04

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    Dr. Marc Siegel advises passengers aboard quarantined cruise ship not to panic: 'Look out on the ocean'
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    California man arrested after violent purse snatching captured on video in string of 'ambush' attacks
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    Pakistan doctor arrested after 400 children diagnosed with HIV
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