Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

This Kid Dressed as Police Beat Protestors in Tahrir Square

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ze puffa god
2013-12-31

2013-12-31

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Man begged for his life as police beat him to death: "They (deputies) jumped out, reached for their bats, and beat that man until they killed him right in front of my face," said witness Jason Land. Land said the deputies behaved like "animals."
    r/politics r/politics
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Kid Dressed As Harry Potter And Went To Penn Station Looking For The Hogwarts Express
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Turkish Police Beat Protestors Out of Taksim Square
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    It appears that the Department of Justice won't be investigating Scott Olsen's police brutality claim - "When Egypt teargassed and beat protestors in Tahrir Square, the world, including the Obama administration, howled in outrage."
    r/politics r/politics
  • Read
    Smashes
    Tahrir Square, Walled In
    New York Times Lede New York Times Lede

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account