Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Cory Booker Says He Was JUST Fast-Tracked by the Gilded Age's Most Ruthless Matriarch

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by jkfecke
2019-04-08

2019-04-08

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    The Crumbling Mansion Ruled by the Gilded Age’s Most Ruthless Matriarch
    The Daily Beast The Daily Beast
  • Read
    Smashes
    He was JUST HELPING YOU!
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    OxyContin's maker is accused of fueling the opioid epidemic. Its new overdose antidote was just fast-tracked by the FDA
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Cory Booker says he is 'blessed' to be with Rosario Dawson
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Black Lawyer Says He Was Detained on the Job and Accused of Being a Suspect
    New York Times New York Times

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account