Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

"Journalism," 2019: The Best Day Ever at Hogwarts and We'll Tell You Can You Watch It and Which Pokemon Is This?

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by snafual
2019-03-15

2019-03-15

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    You can now buy CBD cannabis oil croissants in a British cafe
    Mirror Mirror
  • Read
    Smashes
    Go To Disney World And We'll Tell You Your Soulmate's Initials
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Valentine's Day 2019: The best last-minute beauty buys
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
  • Read
    Smashes
    Brit Awards 2019: When is the ceremony, how can you watch it and which acts are nominated?
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Can You Correctly Answer These 8 Pop Culture Questions?
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    “Journalism,” 2019: The Daily Beast Targets Mar-a-Lago Pastry Chef for Believing “QAnon”
    Fake News Site
    Infowars Infowars
  • Read
    Smashes
    Have The Best Day Ever At Hogwarts And We'll Reveal Which Magical Blood Status You Are
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    And Which Pokemon is This?
    Cheezburger Cheezburger

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account