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Man Gets Drunk Just by Warehousing 1.5 Million Tons of Bloated Rat Carcasses Drift Ashore in Wake of Hurricane Isaac

Man Gets Drunk Just by Warehousing 1.5 Million Tons of Bloated Rat Carcasses Drift Ashore in Wake of Hurricane Isaac by Kurt Christensen via Flickr

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2013-12-30

2013-12-30

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