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The 2019 State of Comedy: I Can't Wait to Leave

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discovered by jot
2019-02-18

2019-02-18

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    Chris Rock roasts state of comedy: 'I can't say anything offensive and funny anymore'
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    Neil Warnock urges government to deliver Brexit and says he 'can't wait to leave'
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