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Astronaut Alan Shepard's Last Nights on Earth Will A Machine Owned by One Really Hot Jewish Guy

Astronaut Alan Shepard's Last Nights on Earth Will a Machine Owned by One Really Hot Jewish Guy by chatarra picks via Flickr

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2013-12-30

2013-12-30

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