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Mother of Girl Killed by a Flooding River, Sank, Landed on Mars – So What Now?

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2019-01-09

2019-01-09

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    This isn’t a dinosaur fossil; it’s a mummy. A 110 million-year-old Nodosaur was swept to sea by a flooding river, sank, landed on its back, and was pressed into the ocean floor. It’s so well- preserved that it still has intestines and weighs 2,500 of its original 3,000 lbs
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