Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Things You Need to Know Before Getting a Prosthetic Flipper

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by jot
2018-12-25

2018-12-25

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    People's Choice Awards 2018: Everything you need to know about the star-studded ceremony
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Stunning pictures show sea turtle swimming for the first time after getting a prosthetic flipper
    Fox News Fox News
  • Read
    Smashes
    Everything You Need to Know Before Getting a Service Dog
    Tonic Tonic
  • Read
    Smashes
    People Will Only Love You When It’s Easy To Love You And 9 Other Things You Need To Accept Now Before It’s Too Late
    Thought Catalog Thought Catalog
  • Read
    Smashes
    Here's How Long You Need To Heal Before Jumping Into A New Relationship, According to Experts
    Elite Daily Elite Daily

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account