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Trump, Pence Miss Veterans Day – Veterans Have No Nut November?

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discovered by womenrstinkyholes
2018-12-19

2018-12-19

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    Vice President Mike Pence: Veterans Day – Veterans have no better friend than President Trump
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    Married, have sex often until. Wife passes out 30 mins later. Only orgasm if I keep f**king her for longer and if I want it. Did I just win at failing no nut November?
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