Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

A Gorgeous Timelapse of a Dead Tortoise in Her Foot. A Man With 22-Ft Mustache

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by volugs
2018-10-28

2018-10-28

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Oh God, a Woman Found a Dead Tortoise in Her Vagina
    New York Magazine New York Magazine
  • Read
    Smashes
    Mother of a dead Ukrainian soldier calls her son's phone, pro-Russian rebel answers it...
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Meet the man with 22-ft mustache
    Drudge Report Drudge Report
  • Read
    Smashes
    Kind stranger! While hiking this dog sliced an artery in her foot. A man happened to be passing right when this happened and it truly was fate since the girl could not carry a 70lb dog up the steep trail. Dave, wouldn't accept money or a gift card, he just wanted a picture.
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Perfect Candle for Replacing a Man With Just His Scent
    New York Magazine New York Magazine
  • Read
    Smashes
    A Gorgeous Timelapse of a Powerful Glacier Flowing Downhill Like a River Through a Frozen Valley
    Laughing Squid Laughing Squid

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account