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You Don't Know Much About the Constitution -- Yet (Mega Barf Alert)

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discovered by dojima24
2018-10-24

2018-10-24

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    'C' is for Constitution: Our kids don't know much about America's founding – It's time we start teaching them
    Fox News Fox News
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    Amber Portwood: Leah Doesn’t Know Much About My Mental Health
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    Alyssa Milano: I don't have equal rights under the Constitution -- yet (mega barf alert)
    Free Republic Free Republic
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    You Don't Need To Go To Olive Garden Anymore To Have These Meals
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    The fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis tells us so much about the enduring taboo of on-screen male nudity
    The Independent The Independent

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