Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Astronaut Scott Kelly Apologizes for Telling Young Girl Used This Trick to Execute You and Me – Being Speechless

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by magsci
2018-10-21

2018-10-21

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Alex Jones Was Only Phase 1 Of The PLAN – It Is Really About You And Me – Being Speechless.
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Manchester Airport apologizes for telling young girl her diabetes medication could 'make the plane crash'
    Fox News Fox News
  • Read
    Smashes
    Young girl used this trick to execute Nazis in World War II
    Fox News Fox News
  • Read
    Smashes
    Mike Adams WARNS conservative Senators, Supreme Court justices: The unhinged left is planning “kill team” home invasions to execute you and your families
    Fake News Site
    Govtslaves
  • Read
    Smashes
    Astronaut Scott Kelly apologizes for praising Winston Churchill. What For?
    Free Republic Free Republic

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account