Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Man Who Controlled 10 Presidents for 54 Years After a Leg Amputation Is Really Like Goosebumps?

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by quijotesca
2018-09-02

2018-09-02

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Deep State: Meet the man Who Controlled 10 Presidents for 54 Years
    Fake News Site
    Anonews Anonews
  • Read
    Smashes
    Like 'Goosebumps?' Here's Another 30 Years' Worth Of Horror For Kids
    NPR NPR
  • Read
    Smashes
    Years after UFO encounter, man breaks silence
    Drudge Report Drudge Report
  • Read
    Smashes
    A conversation with an elite ultramarathoner on what running after a leg amputation is really like
    SBNation SBNation
  • Read
    Smashes
    Man Who Sexually Assaulted Airline Passenger Convicted, Could Face Life In Prison
    NPR NPR

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account