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Sorry White House, This Is CISPA Explained. SOPA Was Meant to Be Criminalizing Possession or Use or Distribution of Colors in Images

Sorry White House, This Is CISPA Explained. SOPA Was Meant to Be Criminalizing Possession or Use or Distribution of Colors in Images by Stuck in Customs via Flickr

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discovered by todiwan
2013-12-29

2013-12-29

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