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Boys Soccer Team Trapped in Thai Cave Boys Should Get Purple Heart and Tattoos — and I'm Sold

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2018-08-16

2018-08-16

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    A Massive Operation Is Underway In Thailand To Rescue A Boys’ Soccer Team Trapped In A Cave
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    British divers who found trapped Thai cave boys should get George Cross, says Lord Ashcroft
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    She has a Purple Heart and tattoos — and is the Democrats' new face
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    I watched Nicolas Cage movies for 14 hours straight, and I'm sold
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