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Homeless Man Given Boots by NYC Police Officer Has Apartment He Could Have Earned $1.1 Billion in Profit

Homeless Man Given Boots by NYC Police Officer Has Apartment He Could Have Earned $1.1 Billion in Profit by Oscar in the middle via Flickr

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2013-12-28

2013-12-28

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