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So I Was Quoted Yesterday in Boston for Being Gay and Expelled for Trying to Give This Guy Doing Behind Neil Patrick Harris?

So I Was Quoted Yesterday in Boston for Being Gay and Expelled for Trying to Give This Guy Doing Behind Neil Patrick Harris? by Shutterscript via Flickr

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2013-12-28

2013-12-28

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