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Giuliani Wants More Evidence of Life on Mars in the Horrific Newsroom Massacre

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discovered by trevlac
2018-07-22

2018-07-22

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    Here are the five Capital Gazette employees who were killed in the horrific newsroom massacre
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    Giuliani wants more evidence to justify Trump interview
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    It’s possible NASA burned up evidence of life on Mars by accident
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