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A Merger With Wendy's Prior to Singapore Summit Goes Well They Only Eat Jesus-Approved Dishes

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discovered by grabby_patty
2018-07-22

2018-07-22

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    Papa John's disgraced founder was reportedly discussing a merger with Wendy's prior to his resignation after he said the N-word on a conference call
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