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Soon They'll Be Utterly Crushed

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discovered by howiagogo
2018-04-19

2018-04-19

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    “Today we were visited by a being completely uninterested in eating us. it showed compassion. We will say our prayers to them!" And when the apocalypse starts and the Orcas come onto land to enslave us, the crabs will march and fight on our side. they'll be utterly crushed
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