Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Wall Street's Favorite New Thing in My Shake

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by sister havana
2018-03-20

2018-03-20

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Drunk Yoga: The New Thing In Yoga Is Drinking And Vinyasa
    Fake News Site
    Thedailysheeple Thedailysheeple
  • Read
    Smashes
    Wall Street’s favorite new thing to worry about may already be in the rearview mirror
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    I went to a Carl's Jr in Phoenix last night wearing my Trump pajamas. I ordered my food, went to sit down, and they delivered my burger and shake. I unwrapped it and they smashed it against something. There was lint in my burger and someone spat in my shake.
    9gag 9gag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account