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Ian Henderson: In Turkey I Didn't Get Paid. I Was OK With Spicy Food? Me: F**k, I'll Be Handsome Soon

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2018-03-02

2018-03-02

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    Last night...Friend : "You ok with spicy food?" Me : "You kidding me? Bring it on!" Me this morning...
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    Me : baby, just buy as much as we need. Also Me : f**k, I'll be handsome soon
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    Ian Henderson: ‘In Turkey I didn’t get paid. I was acting as my own lawyer’
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    I was OK with it, until I reached the last part.
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