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I Can't Do It So You Ain't Even Mad Anymore

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discovered by quijotesca
2018-02-28

2018-02-28

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    When the person you met online ghosts you but you're emotionally exhausted from years of the same sh*t happening every time you try to meet someone new, and deep down, you have accepted that you are most likely destined to die alone anyway so you ain't even mad anymore.
    9gag 9gag
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    When you look at your crush and you want to talk to him/her but you're too shy to do it so you just stare.
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    I can't do my homework-.-
    9gag 9gag

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