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Trump Says He Wanted to Kill Sons, 5 and 8 Hilarious (Sorry for the Chicago Area Volunteer

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discovered by nexuslord
2018-02-18

2018-02-18

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    President Donald Trump Says He Doesn't Consider Himself a Feminist: That's 'Going Too Far'
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    Big game hunter shot dead as he aimed at lion he wanted to kill
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    Trump says no talks with Taliban: ‘We’re going to finish what we have to finish’
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    Cops: Woman says Voodoo ritual led her to kill sons, 5 and 8
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    Snow Totals Across the Chicago Area Friday Morning
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    Hilarious (sorry for the cancer)
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