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I Own a Car. Thanks 9gag for Keeping Classified Records

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discovered by miimii1205
2018-01-31

2018-01-31

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    A couple of months ago I was homeless and broke af. I sold my phone, invested in an online business. Now I own a small house, close to getting a degree and I little bit more ill own a car. Thanks 9gag for the support.
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    I own 9gag. Ask anyone around and they'll tell the same.
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