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Russia Says It Was Too Good to Be Assessed in Hospital With Ruptured Throat

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discovered by akako
2018-01-25

2018-01-25

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    Russia says it supports its athletes competing in the Olympics under a neutral flag
    Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times
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    Accused sexual harasser Rep. Farenthold admits to calling staffers ‘f*cktards’ — but says it was ‘in jest’
    The Raw Story The Raw Story
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    I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True...
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    Liverpool teenager Rhian Brewster to be assessed in hospital after sustaining injury in U23 match
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
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    Man’s attempt to hold in sneeze lands him in hospital with ruptured throat
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    Lincolnreport

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