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Trump Says He Is Tired of Waiting Outside for His Testicles to Drop Boeing Fighter Deal

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2018-01-21

2018-01-21

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    CRIPES: Ron Perlman’s latest whiny Trump tweets prove he may still be waiting for his testicles to drop
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    Designer Stefano Gabbana says he is tired of being labelled as gay
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    Trump says he would win; doesn’t think Oprah Winfrey will run
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