Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Coatimundi Goes Shopping for a Drugged and Debilitated Society: Opioids Are Perfect for Each Other

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ericpaz
2017-12-30

2017-12-30

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    19 vegetable dishes that are perfect for the holidays
    Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    The CIA Documented Long-Range Planning For A Drugged And Debilitated Society: Opioids Are Perfect Fit
    Fake News Site
    Thedailysheeple Thedailysheeple
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Video Of Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Proves They're Perfect For Each Other
    Elite Daily Elite Daily
  • Read
    Smashes
    For a villain to win. They simply need to own all of the heroes.
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Shopping for someone who has everything?
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Coatimundi goes shopping
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    My View: Becoming a ‘shamash’ of light for each other
    Fake News Site
    Lincolnreport

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account