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Sam Simmonds Selection Shows Eddie Jones Plans Revolutionary Two-Year Fitness Regime to Get Crazy-Toned Thighs

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discovered by mattyice
2017-12-04

2017-12-04

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    Sam Simmonds selection shows Eddie Jones is intent on autumn results
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    Eddie Jones plans revolutionary two-year fitness regime to get England up to speed for Rugby World Cup
    The Telegraph The Telegraph

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