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Twitter Is Having a Best Friend From Collage

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discovered by howiagogo
2017-10-25

2017-10-25

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    When I am afraid to go on roller coasters, but my girlfriend tells me if I go on all the rides with her, she will agree to a three some with her best friend from collage.
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