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3 in 4 Perfect Tweets to Kill Myself

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discovered by ootwr
2017-10-20

2017-10-20

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    She blushed like a tomato, stared into the ground, knowing full well that if she tried to lie, it would be obvious... God, why did I ask that stupid question? Now I want to kill myself
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