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Native Flowers Aren't the Only One Getting Totally Freaked Out by These Coins

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discovered by absolclaw
2017-04-30

2017-04-30

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    Native flowers aren't the only plants in 'super-bloom' this spring — nasty weeds have also flourished
    Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times
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    People Are Freaked Out By These Dystopian Photos Of Closed Department Stores
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
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    I hope I'm not the only one getting totally freaked out by these
    9gag 9gag
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    These coins could be worth a small fortune - check down the back of the sofa NOW
    Mirror Mirror
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    Am I the Only One Around Here. that f**king hates when your friend says "Fus ro dah" without playing the game?
    9gag 9gag

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