Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Here Are Expert Tips to Survive Your First Look at Those Pigs. Give Me the Brains of Course

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ericpaz
2016-11-03

2016-11-03

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Show Me the Brains
    Cheezburger Cheezburger
  • Read
    Smashes
    Six tips to survive your first term at university
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Of Course George and Amal Clooney Can Afford NYC Real Estate
    New York Magazine New York Magazine
  • Read
    Smashes
    Brains of paedophiles who abuse children are different to those who do not, scientists discover
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    Home Wi-Fi Sucks? Here Are Expert Tips to Boost Its Strength
    Playboy Playboy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Look at those terrorists!!!
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Man are best in bad pickup lines. So lady's... it's time to get back at those pigs. give me your worst pickup lines
    9gag 9gag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account