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Bill O'Reilly Says Slaves Who Built White House Might Look Like Someone Used This Fish to Chop Down a Tree

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discovered by ferrihydrite
2016-08-08

2016-08-08

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    About a mile into the woods (from beach), fifteen miles from the nearest road. Looks like someone used this fish to chop down a tree.
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    Bill O’Reilly: Slaves who built the White House ‘were well-fed and had decent lodgings’
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