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Michael Vaughan Forced to Lie on A&E Trolley for EIGHT Years After Being Shot as He Visits Military Exercise on Russia's Doorstep

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2015-09-23

2015-09-23

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    Michael Vaughan forced to pull out of race for ECB director of cricket due to 'limitations' of the role
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    Man in hospital after being shot as he answers front door
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    Michael Fallon in warning to Vladimir Putin as he visits military exercise on Russia's doorstep
    The Telegraph The Telegraph
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    More than 2,500 benefit claimants die in just two years after being found fit for work
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    Fury as 100-year-old woman forced to lie on A&E trolley for EIGHT HOURS in corridor at new hospital
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